i call bullshit

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An article from E News came out last month about what Gigi Hadid eats in a typical day. I read it, moved on with my day but I couldn't stop thinking about what I had just read. A few weeks went by and that article still stuck with me. Why? 

It's plain and simple. The article is bullshit. I disliked the fact people were reading this and thinking this is normal. 

Gigi Hadid is basically God's shit right now. I know. Basic white girl with a famous mom and money turned model. I get it. She's beautiful. Still has the face of a 14 yr old with a stick thin body. 

Let's be real though Gigi. You're telling me that when you're craving something healthy, you eat an arugula salad but on most days you eat a burger? I call B U L L S H I T.  (insert Kate Hudson calling out Matthew McConaughey in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days) Come on now. At least Kim, Gwyneth and Jenna Dewan Tatum are honest about what they eat in a typical day even if it is bird food or something disgusting. 

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To top off this so-called typical lunch, Gigi's go to snack is ice cream. B U L L S H I T. You're telling me you Postmates ice cream from your favorite place almost everyday? Yeah, and I eat confetti  cupcake Poptarts everyday. 

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Gigi, until you act like a real person and be legit about what you eat, maybe I'll like you. Until then, maybe stay away from that ice cream everyday. Dairy isn't the best for your skin. 


*Disclaimer - this piece isn't against Zach Johnson (the guy who wrote the article) in any way. Kisses to you Zach.