gingham, can you please stop?

I may or may not always hop on the latest trends. Off the shoulder, count me in. Floral dresses, yes and yes. There's one trend though, I cannot support and will not support. Gingham - you gots to go. 

Am I committing fashion suicide by not being about this trend? Who cares to be honest. 

Gingham, I need you go away far far away. 

need you to stop being produced as anything but a table cloth.
I need you to stop being worn as acceptable pieces of clothing. 
You belong at a picnic where food is eaten off you. 
Not as a bathing suit. 
Not as an off the shoulder top. 
And definitely, not as a dress.

Gingham, I cannot hop on your trend. Forgive me but you don't belong in my closet.